Quality .sigs...

SRC: [unknown]
[Some courtesy of John Betts, John Osborne]

The only difference between a Nuclear war and an Unclear war, is the way the UN gets used.


Linux - "It's computing Jim, but not as we know it."


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"It takes a P5, 1GB of harddisk and 16MB ram to run Win95"
"It takes three times a C64 to get to the moon" "Something is wrong with this world" -- anonymous


Microsoft : How long do u want to wait today?


-------UN*X IS user friendly..... it's just picky about its friends


Two Wrongs Don't Make A Right, But Three Lefts Do.


Found in comp.os.ms-windows.networking.win95:
Our Father which art in Redmond, hallowed by thy DOS.
Thy Visual Basic 3.0 come, thy sudden crashes be done in Windows as they were in Desqview.
Give us this day our daily upgrade order form, and forgive us our prior versions as we forgive those undocumented calls.
Lead us not unto DOS 9.23, but deliver us from SNA For Thine are the platforms,
the compilers, and the law-suits forever and ever. Amen.


"So you could say the greatest achievement of the Internet is that it turns nuclear war into nothing more than a series of routing errors." -- Mark Pesce


'If you think I'm talking about the future, you're living in the past'-Anon


He has laughed and he has cried, He has fought and he has died.
He's just the same as all the rest, he's not the worst, he's not the best. D Gilmour.


"You've got no future, and there are no options" - Anon IRC Heard on IRC after a discussion about the stockmarket.


Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bullshit before.


- Love your enemies: they'll go crazy trying to figure out what you're up to


You possess a mind not merely twisted, but actually sprained.


Users to the left of me, bosses to the right. Here I am - stuck in the middle with root.


"I love the smell of fdisk in the morning"


One Unix to rule them all, One Resolver to find them,
One IP to bring them all and in the zone bind them.